if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
I think I have a pretty good body for someone who miscalculated this planet’s dominant indigenous species and had to construct this form as a last-minute assimilation effort.
Yo Pataki is a re imagining of the Hey Arnold characters as young adults. The series (hypothetically) would center around a 26 year old Helga Pataki who is now a bartender works at the family owned business, Big Bob’s Cafe.
WTB passage to the dimension where Robin Williams is still alive and this show is a real show.
Can’t say I have a horse in this race, but I do feel strongly that it should be “Directioneer,” kind of like a Mousketeer.
white people stealing hashtags
so if you get gunned down
stop white people
This is horrific
this is legitimately evil
"Christ, what an asshole" was coined for this terrible, terrible person.
Just bear things.
You know who’s most worried about this? Racists.
robin williams was the crazy uncle you could always go to for a joke or a cheering up and it’s strange and very hard for me to fathom that he is gone. I just assumed that people like him, people who have changed others’ lives for the better and brought such joy and excitement to children and adults alike, would live eternally
Of course a warden wanted to get rid if it. Because then the prison industrial complex couldn’t run smoothly of we actually saw prisoners, most of which are non violent offenders of color, as human beings.