Thinkin' About String
One time I yelled at my mom for being racist and she told me that she can't be racist because she's not as bad as her mother, who thinks slavery was pretty cool. Anyway I don't talk to my mom or my grandmother anymore so things are very chill for me these days and I recommend never speaking to racists again as a solid life plan. Yelling is an ok second choice.
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

How low is your mom’s moral bar that clearing “not objectively pro-slavery” is the best she can do?

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

After spending the last two or tree days reading every single Full House Reviewed, I can state with confidence that white culture is also Full House. So that’s it: clapping after an airplane lands, and Full House. 
May God have mercy on our souls.

My Dad doesn't like Snoop, says he glorifies smoking weed. Literally all of my dad's favourite songs are by white guys glorifying LSD.
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

I’m gonna tell you right now, those mofos also enjoyed The Weed.

What is it with all these (usually) white (usually) guys thinking ANYONE cares who gives them a boner? Why do they think we care if they're not attracted to white girls or black girls or whatever? There's absolutely no reason for them to state this out loud ever except for the thrill of saying something super fucking racist that they think they can justify.
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

For real, even for those assholes who aren’t willing to interrogate why they hold certain attractions, and why they just so happen to always conform with racist stereotypes, please, at least shut the fuck up? NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT WHO YOU’RE ATTRACTED TO

cherryseltzer:

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anxiety about disappointing people leading to actually disappointing people leading to anxiety about disappointing people leading to…

“White knighting” is a pejorative term bigots use to undermine such actions from men who are using their voices for support, not for condemnation and misogyny. Bigots use it to claim men are supporting women in the hopes of sleeping with women. Because, apparently, that’s the only reason you would ever want to treat someone as a person.
I’ve never related to anything so strongly.

I’ve never related to anything so strongly.

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

acquaintedwithrask:

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

THE LAST POINT THO HOOOOOOO SHIT

What if someone is jokingly racist, but don't actually feel what they say?
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

You ever notice how it’s only racist assholes with a shockingly dim understanding of what the word “ironic” means who ever try to make this claim? “Uhhhhhh, but you can’t prove that I mean it when I say racist shit pfffffthtjththhtbtbbbbb.”

Fuck you, you stupid motherfuckers.

And if they have a shred of empathy and critical thinking skills, eventually they realize they’re being incredibly shitty and actively try to be better people. And are deeply, deeply embarrassed about their Ironic Hipster Racism Phase.